![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have a friend that was watching a movie with Cameron Diaz in it and she was in a bikini in the movie and my mate turned around to his wife at that moment and said "Have you been to the gym lately honey?" Now she actually can sense if I'm going to say something and she says "I think you just better stop right there before you say something bad - again" When will I learn?Įven though I am not the only one. ![]() I said "How long since you had a tetanus shot?" She said it wasn't that so I said "Maybe you just gave a lot of head jobs that week?" Early on in our relationship she was telling me how she had a problem with her jaw before we met. She has 2 tongue rings and I asked her if she got them so she can give better headjobs. She said "How funny that our bellies touched?" and I said "Yeah, it's a wonder that no-one has asked you if you're pregnant yet" We went to kiss and our bellies touched before our mouths did. Then there was the time I was lying down and she was looking down at me and I said "Geez, your nose looks really huge from down here." She is Italian after all Oh.that one didn't go down very well I can tell you. Then there was the time when we were "doing it" early on in our relationship and I laughed at her "cum face" right in the middle. That is why I should stop speaking and just write everything so I can edit myself before I send it. She was like "What the fuck? I've been around the block have I?" I really didn't mean it like that, I meant that she had been a little more active in that area in recent history but it just comes out wrong. We were talking (after the fact) about how I hadn't had sex with anyone for a while before her and I said "Yeah I was really worried about how it was going to go because you've been around the block." I am constantly doing or saying the wrong thing and I just keep coming up with new ways to do it. I can safely say that I haven't repeated any errors, like getting married again for one.īut the downside to this is that I make a shit load of errors. I always try to work out how and why I made the mistake and I learn from it. You can even download MP3 songs for offline listening.My motto that I try to live by is "I will only make the same mistake once". Songs are the best way to live the moments or reminisce the memories and thus we at Wynk strive to enhance your listening experience by providing you with high-quality MP3 songs & lyrics to express your passion or to sing it out loud. With Wynk Music, you will not only enjoy your favourite MP3 songs online, but you will also have access to our hottest playlists such as English Songs, Hindi Songs, Malayalam Songs, Punjabi Songs, Tamil Songs, Telugu Songs. Wynk Music brings to you Vicinity Of Obscenity MP3 song from the movie/album Hypnotize. System Of A Down, Daron Malakian, Serj Tankian, John Dolmayan, Shavo Odadjian, Andy Wallace, David Schiffman, Jason Lader, Dana Neilsen, Phillip Broussard, John O'mahony, Steve Sisco, Joseph L. Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?īanana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie Banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie ![]()
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